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Quite a while ago I received a wonderful story called Caught Nude By the Law - a tale of an embarrassing moment. That spurred many of you to share your similar experiences. For your convenience (and faster loading) I moved the original tale and many of the original responses to a second and third page, reachable from the bottom of this one.

Updated 1/08 [M] The first would be when I was working as a private investigator, i was with my girlfriend we were at the point of moving on to intercourse and my pager which I had forgotten to shut off went off and my erection collapsed. She began to laugh and as they that ruined the moment. The irony of the whole situation was the fact the we met because she worked for a paging company which used to do the paging for a trucking company I used to work for.
The Second would be more recently when my wife and I were enjoying some play time she was wearing her red satin corset. Well as I got into position to enter her and started thrusting we noticed that the pointed end of her corset interfered with complete insertion we had a good laugh and after some hugging and suckling we were reading to finish what we started.

Updated 5/07 [M 41] one morning i woke up feeling really horny and had a stonking hard on so I cuddled into my wife and slipped my cock into her pussy. To my surprise she was nice and wet so I had no trouble getting my cock all the way into her. This woke her up but she didn't complain.
Unfortunately after a couple of minutes our son came into the bedroom, my wife's moaning had awakened him so our morning fuck had to stop. This left me very frustrated so i got ready and went to work. I was still feeling horny and my cock soon got hard again. i was the first one there so i went to the tea room where we have a dvd and tv. We have some porn dvds at work so I put one on and started to have a wank.
I didn't hear on of the other staff come in and they walked in on me wanking to the porn. I was nearly close to cumming that i told them to go away so i could finish off which i did as soon as they left. I then told him about being disturbed while in the middle of a great fuck by our son and he said he would tell no one else. i soon left that company.

[M 54] I had a friend who a dog lover. She had a very nice, very friendly large collie mix. The dog went everywhere and, frankly, was a pain! One evening, after a day of playing in the park, wine and cheese at a street-side cafe, we put on "Sleepless in Seattle" and sat down to watch. We started to flirt and before you know it we were undressing one another. I soon had her naked to the waist and was concentrating on her breasts which were very large with very sensitive nipples. The best part of foreplay with her was, however, her fondness of having her beautiful, unshaven, lush pussy licked, tickled, sucked and tasted!
As I was enjoying her pussy, she urged me to get naked and so as I continued to lick her I finally got my pants down over a pretty respectable hard on! She wanted to suck me and I obliged. That turned into a 69 and which was almost more than I could take. I had move to the sofa, she spread her legs wide, I mounted her and in one move buried my cock deep into her. We started thrusting and all of the sudden something very cold and wet hit my asshole. The damn dog had stuck her nose into my butt! Needless to say I went limp as a tissue my laughing interrupted the moment!
One of the few times I ever saw her get upset with the dog and put it on the back porch!

[M 60s] I guess my most embarrassing experience happened back when I was 22 and was when I was on the verge of having sex with a woman for the first time in my life.
My girl friend and I were laying on her bed deeply kissing when it happened. Like I said, I'd never even had a girl touch me before below the belt. Then, it happened. I was very much so aroused and was sporting a full erection in my pants. It was pointing straight up. I was laying on my back when my girl friend's hand went down over my penis and she started rubbing it through my slacks. When she did this, I then, for the first time, put my hand under her skirt and went to feeling a woman's thighs. All the while we were intimately kissing. I was back then living in an open barracks so it had been months since I'd last had an orgasm and ejaculated. As a result, no way could I handle this and I literally exploded in my pants. It wasn't a minute later that my girl friend decided she wanted to put her hand around my penis and she moved her hand up and slip it down my waist going for my penis. Right off the bat, what her hand found was this warm, slimy mess. She quickly pulled her hand out and looked at it and ask the craziest question ever. "Did you come"? What else could it had been. I just laid there looking at her. What could I say. Fact was; did I ever! She then got up and went to wash the gooey mess off her hand. I got up too and also went to cleaning up my mess. The evening was over since I needed to get back to base before curfew.
The next evening with her was almost as embarrassing. Yes; we were back together again in her bed and it was then that I lost my virginity. Again, I was so aroused and excited that when I entered her pussy (my first ever), I made it into her around half way and that was it. Yes; I ejaculated! I couldn't help it. I was just to overwhelmed with what I was doing, seeing, feeling. And, it felt even better than in my wildest dreams of what it would be like and feel like. Only good thing about these embarrassing events was that we ended up sleeping a little and then making love. Sleeping a little and again making love. This went on all night long.
Each time I was able to last a little longer and a little longer. By morning, I was able to bring her to some wonderful orgasms too and I experienced my first mutual orgasm with her. I'll never forget this. This was what it was all about!

Posted 4/07 [M] Ina and Christine were from the "the other side of the tracks". This happened many years ago when I was 16. Ina was a year older than me, not real pretty with a wide smile and crooked teeth, but a terrific body. She had a reputation of not fucking anyone unless you actually raped her, then as soon as you had your cock, inside her she would fuck your brains out. Christine was two years younger than me, not bad looking, pretty skinny, and she fucked everybody, including me.
One night, my best friend Carl and I were at the basketball game. We lived in a small rural town, and home games were attended by virtually the whole town. Carl and I weren't paying much attention to the game, and we saw Ina and Christine together. Ina had on cutoff shorts and a button shirt tied at the waist and Christine had on jeans and a t-shirt. I suggested we try to fuck them, I really wanted to fuck Ina. We started talking to them and before long we persuaded them to go outside with us.
Neither Carl nor I had a car, and after some chat, Ina said we could sit in their brothers car and talk. Their brother, Cody, was about 25 and was big and very well built. He had an '50 Ford 4 door and it was parked in the middle of the parking lot in the dark. Carl and Christine got in the back seat and Ina and I sat in the front with me behind the steering wheel. I think Carl had his cock in Christine in just a couple of minutes.
As Ina started talking, I put my arm around her shoulders and tried to kiss her. I was surprised, she didn't resist me, and before long we were getting into it. Sounds of sex was coming from the back seat. I started touching Ina's tits and started unbuttoning her shirt, and before long I had her bra above her tits and she was getting hot. My cock is a strong 7 inches and fairly thick and I was pretty hard and needed to loosen my pants. As soon as my cock was out, I was surprised that she put her hand in my lap and started to slowly jack me off. I thought this was way too easy and turned slightly to try to touch her pussy through her shorts.
She really surprised me as she raised up a little and removed her shorts and panties. I went for her pussy with my hand and her pubic hair was wet, so I inserted a finger and started finger fucking her. She was really tight and responded with her hips. I was sure I was in for a great fuck. She took my cock again, leaned over and started sucking my cock. I had never had a blow job, and I thought I was in heaven. I knew I wouldn't last long this way, and I really wanted to fuck her. I pushed her down in the seat, her right knee was under the dash, my right arm was under her left leg so her foot was on top of the seat and her head was wedged against the door and the back on the seat. Things were really hot in the back seat.
I moved over her and started to put my cock into her pussy with my left hand. Just as my cock touched her pubic hair, she stopped me. I thought, "Oh shit", everyone was right about her. She told me to put on a rubber. I didn't have a rubber and I wasn't about to disturb Carl in the back seat. I also had no intention of getting this close to fucking her and stopping now. As she struggled to get me off her, I managed to get my cock into position and I found her pussy with my finger and put my cock in place. I pushed and the head of my cock slipped in. I kept pushing and her struggling worked against her as I felt my cock slowly slide completely into her pussy. I held it there for a moment and then slowly started fucking her. She responded and started moaning
Then all Hell broke loose. The door opened. the dome light came on and there stood "Man Mountain Dean" Cody. My heart rose to my throat as Ina looked up at him, her tits fully exposed and my cock still in her, and she said,"Cody, if you tell Mama, I'll tell her you're fucking Chrissy." {Chrissy was a 12 year old neighbor}. Cody slammed the door, Carl never missed a beat in the back seat, and my cock slipped out limp as a noodle! Ina wanted to fuck, and I was so scared nothing was going to get my cock hard again. I sat up and Ina started to suck my cock to make it hard again.
I could hear Christine orgasm as Carl shot his load into her, Ina was franticly sucking my cock and it didn't even feel good. As much as I wanted to fuck Ina, nothing was going to get my cock hard again. I zipped up my pants, got out of the car and walked home, embarrassed, still shaking, and wondering how I could ever face them again !

Posted 8/04 [M] I was watching a porno film while home alone one night. My wife came home unexpectedly early from a night out with her girl friends. I did not hear her enter the house. I was sitting on the couch, my penis in my hand, masturbating slowly. The film I was watching was one of single women alone, using a variety vibrators and dildos on themselves. I had been watching for almost a half hour and was quite hard and excited from all the visual and audio action taking place on the screen. Unknown to me, my wife had entered the room and was standing, watching both me masturbate and the video from a position behind the couch. All of a sudden I was startled by my wife's voice saying, "So you like seeing women fuck themselves with large dildos do you?"
I almost fell off the couch I was so shocked and embarrassed. I could barely stutter an answer, immediately covering my hands over my penis. "Don't stop on my account," was her next reply. "I'm actually enjoying this as much as you," she said. She sat down next to me. We continued to watch the video, me still stroking myself and little more controlled now. We started talking about the women in the film and the toys they were using. How big this dildo was or how good that particular vibrator must feel. Then on came a girl and her the "rabbit". It strokes, it turns, it vibrates and has little ears that vibrate around her clitoris. She dialed in the vibration and rotation speeds with a couple switches at the base of the vibrator. The two of sat there is awe. Wihin seconds the girl on the screen was in ecstasy land. She was pushing it in and out of her pussy, turning up the vibration from time to time and moaning her head off.
By now I was jerking off so fast I almost forgot my wife was sitting next to me. I glanced over and saw she had both hands buried in her lap, panties pulled aside, fingering her clit with with one, while pushing fingers from her other deep into her pussy. We watched as the girl on screen brought herself to the edge of orgasm several times than backed off on the "rabbit" so she could continue with her masturbation and not cum. When she finally did climax she bounced all over her bed, screaming, pushing the rabbit in deeply, it's vibration at the highest point. My wife and I came simultaneously.
Not to say we don't get off on watching porn movies, but this particular scene gave us incredible orgasms. An extremely embarrassing moment that turned into one heck of an evening. Needless to say, we bought a "rabbit" for my wife and my watching pleasure within days of seeing this video. It has become a mainstay and favorite in her box of toys to this day. And we watched that video so many times I think we wore it out. It gave us many and multiple orgasms morning, day and evening.

Posted 4/04 [F 41] I read the story of the couple on the Florida beach and it reminded me of the time when I was 18 and I dated a guy in a pickup truck. We drove around looking for a safe private place on a hot august sunday afternoon. He drove into what was once an old sand pit over a mile off a side road. We both anxiously jumped in the back stripping completely nude laying on a blanket in the back. Steve backed his pickup against the side of the pit so if anyone came in we would have enough time to get dressed. After some 10 minutes of having very good loving, we heard this racket and had no idea where it was coming from. In seconds there was an old steam railroad filled with families less then 10 feet from us rolling along on top of the sand pit. The people were all hanging out the windows looking and I was so embarrassed with Steve. I was lying with my legs wrapped around his back while he was deep inside me. We both were petrified and as soon as the train was out of sight we jumped up and drove away without even getting dressed.
It was only weeks after that, when I thought about being seen by strangers that it became a turn on for me to have sex in public.
My husband and I have had many days and nights that we conveniently will find a spot to have good loving where we are sure to be watched by some one else. Usually men.I am a fashion model by career and my husband always loves me to dress sexy anyplace we go. When we take drives on the highway, he encourages me to pull my short skirts up exposing my panties and to unbutton my blouse a few buttons. What is truly amazing is how every trucker is always looking down.
Once on a drive to New Orleans we were traveling down the interstate and David my husband asked me if I wanted to have some fun. It was so hot and humid, he suggested I get nude and let it all show. It wasn't long before all the truckers were lined up taking turns looking in. Some of them yell unpleasant things while others suggest I do other things. They all love it when I rub my own breasts or give them a private spread. It always makes me very horny and David seems to love it as well.

Posted 6/03 [M] Last year my boyfriend and I went to our usual club that we hang out at and decided we couldn't wait to get home to have sex. Well it was an unusually busy night and since the place has four bathrooms, we decided to use the one in the corner that was for women only. We snuck in there and I pulled up my skirt( I was only wearing thigh highs and no underwear ), I turned around against the sink and he came to me from behind. About five minutes into it someone began knocking on the door and yelling to us about how long it was going to take. I said just a minute and the next thing we knew the door flew open while we were still going at it and there stood about 10 people ( men and women ) just staring at us in awe. I quickly pulled the door shut and we finished and left. I guess they expected us to stop just because the door opened, but we were in the moment and it didn't really faze us. Anyhow, the looks we got when we walked back through to the other side of the club told us that the story had made it's way to practically everyone there, so that was odd. It was supposed to be our secret! Then a lady next to us started talking to her friend about it, not knowing it was us, and she said, "I bet that poor girl didn't even know who that guy was!" Well after that it was just funny. But to top it all off, the following Monday at work I was telling a girl friend that she should have come out with us that night of the episode because she had never been there and I was saying that it was a good night with lots of people. Then she said she would never go there and I asked why not? My friend's boyfriend was there that night and he lives out of town. He just stopped in with some buddies and told her that people do it right in the bathroom. Apparently he was one of the ones who was standing right there when the door flew open! I was taken aback and didn't really know what to say. Regardless... I never took up any offers from her to meet her boyfriend after that!

[M 53] We are not into bondage or pain but we do play act and my most embarrassing experience is about that and my sister in law and wife's aunt. They had planed to come and spend a week's vacation at our place and were due to arrive in the early evening. My wife and I decided to spend the time waiting for their arrival playing one of our little games.
As said I have penis piercing and over a period of time have been able to enlarge the holes to the extent that it is possible to insert a small padlock in them. My wife finds it great and often says, "I like to keep you under lock and key."
A game we often play when she goes out visiting or shopping is to insert the lock with a length of chain long enough to enable me enough freedom to move around our living room and kitchen. She never locks the door. We did that that afternoon because we did not expect our guest to arrive before my wife got back.
As with all good plans everything went wrong and our guests arrived early, walked in found me naked,lock through my penis and chained to the table. I wished the floor would open up until I disappeared. My wife's aunt broke the ice by saying lovely to see that she has you under lock and key.
P.S. There was still enough chain to pour a welcoming drink and my darling wife and I finally explained the situation to them when she got back.

Posted 3/03 [M] Near the end of term, my school used to have a party for more senior students, together with some of the other local schools. It was really just a chance to drink and to chat to the opposite sex, and, if you were lucky, go for a late-night walk into town.
I would have been about 16 or 17 when I went to the first one of these, in about 1966 or '67. I knew nothing about the opposite sex; I'd never touched one before. I understood the theory, but had no practical experience. So when I finally did encounter a young lady, during and after one of these events, my clumsiness and inexperience was bound to give a few problems.
She was as inexperienced as I was. So, of course, when we cuddled up in a dark corner and found that squeezing together was quite exciting, we got carried away to the extent that I was squeezed a bit too hard! No-one could see what was going on, and I let things continue for longer than was good for me. She was certainly enjoying herself, and I couldn't disappoint her.
A day or so later, I must have been looking at some exotic pictures before going to sleep, and to my horror saw that my excitement produced blood instead of the usual white color! Immediate panic with thoughts of loss of hormones, permanent damage, sterility, and everything else! Then I remembered the party, and getting crunched by this excited young lady!
Well, the last thing I wanted was to tell a doctor about this, and so I wondered about the best thing to do. Looking at a science book, I worked out that if there were still sperm swimming about, then it was probably ok and nothing was damaged. I had no pain, and in any case, the blood soon stopped.
But I'd need to look down a microscope at a sample.
Now it just happened that we were doing something like this in science; looking at blood and things. So I decided that I'd take a sample in and check. If the sperm were alive and well, then all was fine. But how could I do this undetected?
I got the sample without too much difficulty. In the confusion of the class, I managed to apply it to a microscope slide and place a coverslip over, and, when the master was out of sight, had a look. Nothing! Then I realised that I was using too high a magnification, because sperm are quite large. As I changed to lower, I saw the most amazing sight! Dozens of them, swimming like fury! I couldn't believe how many there were. Saved; I would be ok. But it was wonderful, and I couldn't help looking for longer. I was quite carried away; why hadn't we been shown this sort of interesting thing in class? Pictures were no comparison with the beauty of the real thing.
Suddenly, the inevitable happened, as a voice behind me asked if I was following the instructions of the class correctly. I must have seemed shocked, but replied that everything was fine. Would he want to check by looking down the microscope? It was obvious what was there, and it certainly wasn't what we were supposed to be doing! He hesitated, then turned away. I removed the incriminating slide and dropped it in the cleaning solution; my sample was gone forever. But it was a narrow escape, on two counts. First, I wasn't damaged, and second, I'd not been found out.
Secretly, I wished he had looked, because it was so interesting and I wanted to share it with everyone. It would have been difficult to have come up with a convincing, alternative explanation, so I'd have said I'd been curious. It was hard to keep what I'd seen to myself. And I wanted to tell the young lady, but at a young sixteen, she'd have been horrified about what we'd done, as well as the thought of all those swimmers. It might have put her off boys for ever!

Posted 2/03 [M] He borrowed a small European car from a friend while on holiday in the US, and one evening took his girl friend to a secluded spot. It seems that during a passionate moment in the back of this car, she put her foot on the gear shift and bent it! When he came to drive away, he found that the lever was about forty-five degrees out of true! He only just managed to drive, but having to return the car that evening, had no chance to repair it beforehand. He had great trouble thinking of a reason for the damage, and even more so trying not to smile when explaining this. I think he stuck to larger vehicles after that.

[M 50+] Every year at work, we had a Christmas party. This officially finished after lunch, but there were always groups who retired to their own offices to continue for much longer. Rumours abounded about what happened at these, but as the parties were staff-only (that is, no wives), it was an opportunity for a free-for-all. The main limiting factor was that the younger ladies weren't too keen on some of the older men; but there were always a few with different ideas.
The day after one such party, I went to use the photocopier in another department as ours was awaiting service. The first few copies weren't so good, so I put them in the shredder, only to be surprised that this was full. Anyway, I continued, whereupon a colleague came in and asked for a piece of scrap paper; I reached to the waste bin (being recycling-aware) and removed a sheet without any type on it and went to hand it to him. There was just a feint image. Now you've probably seen those inkblot tests where you're expected to interpret a random shape so as to reveal you're innermost thoughts. What happened next was an inkblot event for me. "Looks as though someone's been photocopying doughnuts!" I said [here I'm referring to EU doughnuts, which are round and have a mark on the side where raspberry jam is squirted in] and put the sheet down on the table. Puzzled, we both looked hard at the dull image, then one of us exclaimed "That's no doughnut, it's a T. I. T.!!!" (spelling out the word was intended to avoid embarrassing the lady staff who were within hearing). No doubt, that's what it was. "Is there another one in the bin; I could do with a matching pair for my office" said my colleague casually, whereupon he looked in the bin. Pulling out a dozen sheets, his face visible drained of its color; "I don't think you'll want to see what I've got here; I hate to say this, now that you've just been using the copier, but someone's been sitting on that screen and it wasn't a lady. I can be certain because they had no pants on!" We were stupefied; it must have been after the party. Of course, we fell about laughing, which attracted the attention of the ladies in the other end of the office. "Oh, it's just something we've found in the bin" I said. Two of them wanted to see more, but another two remained at their desks and when I glanced across, I noticed that they weren't just blushing; they were totally flushed purple! I said to my colleague "It's a real beauty; perhaps you could put a note on the 'lost and found' board: 'Will owner please collect from my office photocopy of nubile breast. Reward given'.
Well, we never did find the lovely lady in question and we certainly didn't want to know who the male was. Many years later I heard that a certain manager had suggested to two lady members of staff that they raise their bras and lean over the photocopier to take a self-portrait; he said he'd go further as part of the dare. Had the shredder not been full it would have remained a secret; they put the low-contrast, indistinct images in the bin, thinking that this would be emptied early next morning. But they hadn't expected a couple of inkblot experts to rummage in the bin and reveal all! And what of my report, which had been up against the same screen as the flesh featured in the chest shots and who knows what else (there was at least one full, male set)? Well, that went quickly into an envelope and was sent to the government dept that had impatiently requested it, and I kept the untainted photocopy!

Posted 12/02 [M 55] I am not an exhibitionist, but I have been caught masturbating 20 times during my life. Never in public, just bad timing and bad luck. I carried a lot of guilt about this and masturbation in general over the years, but now at 55, I find it wasn't so bad and even enjoy the recollections. I have enjoyed writing about it in my journal. Here is one story, embarrassing, but not caught "in person":
I started masturbating during our relationship after about 9 months of great sex. I remember sometimes I would sit on the toilet seat and masturbate while 'K' was at home sleeping. Sometimes while I was in the shower. More often, I did it when I had the house to myself. I had discovered that squeezing the base of my penis or squeezing where my scrotum was attached would increase the size of my penis' head considerably. This became a regular routine. I always have had a large head, but doing this made it even bigger and became a huge turn on for me, the loads I would ejaculate became very powerful and voluminous. Once when I was in the middle of this routine I discovered a pair of 'K's' white nylon panties on the floor next to the hamper.
I impulsively put them on and looked at myself in the mirror, I like what I saw and they felt great. The nylon felt very comfortable, silky and erotic. My erection became even harder and started throbbing while pumping more blood to its head. My penis head nearly swelled to the size of a tennis ball. I started rubbing my penis with the nylon between my hand and my penis. When I came, it flooded the inside of the panties and then started oozing out the top of the elastic band and dripped down the front. The whole front of the panties, inside and out, became soaked with my hot, thick, sticky cum. I sat down to catch my breath and wondered what the hell was I doing. Well, it was one of the best orgasms I'd ever had, that's for sure. I tossed the soiled panties in to the hamper and got dressed. A few days later 'K' came running out of the bathroom, panties in hand, shouting, "Look at this, what did you do? You were playing with my panties."
I was red-faced to say the least and at loss for words. "I don't know what you are talking about."
"Yes you do, You came in my panties."
Still red-faced, I couldn't mumble a word. After a few stern looks (that seem to take forever) she started laughing, and said, " I wish I was there to see you doing it. How about showing me now?"
"Do you have any other fantasies I should know about?"

Posted 11/02 [M] i was on a cruise a few months ago, and went to the captain's cocktail party. i passed through the receiving line and shook hands with the captain and began to mingle with some of the other passengers. i looked across the room and saw Marion and Gail, two women who would be at my dinner table for the week. we began chatting and i noticed that both of the ladies had rather sheepish grins on their faces. Marion asked me if i felt a draft, i said no i'm not cold, she then informed me that my fly was unzipped. i was so embarassed and i begged them not to tell any of the other ladies at the table they were good sports and kept their word. next time i go on a cruise i'll remember to check my zipper.

Posted 1/02 [M] When I come home from work and take a shower is always a good time to rub off. Last week when I came home Mary was out with her girl friends, after my shower I had a towel wrapped around my waist and went to the family room and lay on the couch. After putting on one of our private tapes of ourselves I opened the towel and started to rub my shaved naked penis up and down, slow and then fast it didn't take long before I came all over my chest and hand . I guess I must have been tired because I fell asleep.
Well it must have been 30 minutes later when I heard a noise like a giggle and woke up to see Carol and Jane and my wife Mary, standing across from the couch watching me. I smiled and then looked down and saw why they were looking, I was still naked, with dried cum on my chest and my penis laying limp on my thigh. I pulled the towel over myself, and must have been red as a beet. Then the girls, including Mary said not to cover up, it seems Mary told them how I like to masturbate all the time. They asked if I would do it in front of them, I've always been kind of an exhibitionist, I looked at Mary and she said go ahead. The girls sat around and after I had a drink I opened the towel and played with myself, rubbing my thumb and fingers up and down with my left hand and played with my balls with my right hand. It was a real turn on looking into the eyes of these women watching me do something so private. I really liked it when I saw one of them looking into my eyes instead of at my penis, it seemed so much more erotic. When I felt myself cumming I lifted my bum up and spread my legs wide, I guess it was the feeling that I wanted to show them everything I had just before I came. Carol was the only one at that point that I noticed was looking into my eyes rather than at my privates. I closed my eyes and came, it seemed to last a long time. I felt cum hit me on my face and chest. At the same time I also heard a gasp and a moan from the girls watching.
When I opened my eyes Mary didn't seem to mind but it was Carol was using the towel to clean me up. They all thanked me and Mary, and said they had never seen a man, even their husbands masturbate before.

Posted 10/01 [M] Last summer, I decided to play an April Fool's joke on my wife regarding a porn star whom we had met at an area club. Angelica Sin was dancing and signing autographs that evening and we had the chance to sit and talk with her.
Anyway, I had one of my younger sisters call and leave a message on our machine, saying that she was Angelica and that she was going to be in the area auditioning amateurs for an upcoming video. My wife took the bait; hook, line and sinker. When I announced that it was all a prank, she vowed that she would get me back eventually. She did.
We visited a local state park later that summer, intending to do a masturbation photo shoot in a public place. We had a ball; my wife dressed up in a plaid schoolgirl skirt and saddle shoes, posing with a large candy cane and one of her favorite dildos. She pleasured herself and posed while I shot picture after picture. She suggested that I save some film so that she could get some shots of me jacking off. We found a sunny, secluded spot near some bluffs and I sat down on a blanket, pulled down my jeans and began to stroke my bone for the camera. Just as I was about to climax, my wife shouted,"Somebody's coming!" I almost fell over trying to pull up my pants, cum flying everywhere.
She was laughing her ass off and announced,"Gotcha!!"

[F 38] It was the Spring of '81. My boyfriend, myself and bunch of other seniors and a few juniors had gotten suspended for two days for having a food fight during a bake sale in the cafeteria. I'll never understand the school's mentality for punishing kids with giving them time off from school, unless its to separate kids who might actually hurt each other.
In my case and my boyfriends case, this was excellent. We were both all over each other sexually anyway. Having two days off meant at least nine unsupervised hours together at his house both days. As soon as my folks and younger sisters were out the door Thursday morning, I had my butt in the shower and then into a pair of cut-offs and a t-shirt with no shoes, panties or bra. My boyfriend was the next street over so I called first to make sure the coast was clear and then cut over through the neighbor's yard across the alley. When I got to my boyfriends house, he surprised me by answering the door naked. He slept in the nude anyway and usually skipped breakfast. So all he did that morning (and the next morning) was brush his teeth, shave and step in the shower. He handed me a beer and we headed up to his room where he helped me discard my two pieces of clothing before we settled into his bed. Even before my parents had finished dropping my sisters off and heading off to work, we were already doing it in his bed. The first day was great, with us doing it everyplace. The moment of our mutual embarrassment happened the next day, Friday.
On Friday, the morning started the same. I had a stern lecture from mom on being good that day. I waited for everyone to depart before doing a quick run with the toothbrush and grabbing a shower. I again put on the same t-shirt and cutoffs. This time I didnt bother towelling off and so my nipples showed through. I got to his house for more beer and sex. It all happened around noon. We were in his shower really getting it on. I had ahold of the showerhead and my legs wrapped around his waist. He had his dick buried in me and had ahold of my back and my ass with his arms. We were really pumping away under that stream of water and then I started to cum....really deep and then of course he did too. We thought we heard his mom...and then we were sure!!! In all the excitement of coming and panicking, I broke off the showerhead and fell backwards hitting my head. My boyfriend got hit in the face with the stream of water and dropped me, before falling over himself. We were both moments away from getting busted big time. He shut off the water, grabbed a towel and went out to talk to his mom and get her out of there as fast as possible before she realized her little boy wasn't home alone. It turned out that she had stopped by to make sure he was home since he hadn't answered the phone yesterday or today (gee, I wonder why?). She had heard 'him' fall but fortunately hadn't been inside any earlier to hear us fucking.
Meanwhile, I'm trying to be quiet, my legs and elbows hurt like hell and I have serious amounts of blood running down my face. You know how any head injury bleeds, well the back of my head was busted open pretty good. When my boyfriend finally came in, he was also shocked at the blood. He carefully pulled my hair aside and confirmed that I had a nice little gash. Well fast forward to the emergency room. Here we are all wet with me wearing only a t-shirt and denim cutoffs and no shoes. We had conncocted this story about me hitting my head swimming. Well, since I had all these other bruises and my boyfriend also had a few including one on his forehead and we were obviously covering something up, the hospital was making this more and more sound like domestic violence. That and the fact that we were obviously absent from school and my instance that we not call my dad made things worse. Well this young female resident came in and stitched up my head and told me take things easy. They wanted to run x-rays, they wanted forms filled out, etc. They also wanted to see I.D. and a bunch of other things. I really didn't see any way out and didn't know what my boyfriend had said if anything. She had a better bedside manner and asked me frankly what happened and had my boyfriend abused me. I gave in and told her that we had been having sex in his shower when the showerhead broke..... She called my boyfriend in, asked him to confirm our story, which he embarrassingly did. She thought it was comical and said that if it were up to her she'd let me go, but because of liability she'd have to call my parents. BUT, she said that she would tell them that I had slipped at home in my own shower and had taken a cab to the hospital. She told my boyfriend that 'playtime was over' and to go home. She called my parents...handled them just fine. Meanwhile, I spent the rest of the ride home worrying about how to explain things. When we got home, I was astonished to find blood and the bloody towel in my bathroom. It turns out that when my boyfriend got home, he realized how much blood was in his bathroom and wasn't in mine. He also saw my keys on his nightstand so he dropped by the house to throw some bloody water around in my tub before my sisters started coming home at 3:00!
This summer, we had our twentieth high school reunion. I was there with my husband and my old boyfriend was there with his wife. We were appropriately courteous but at one point in the evening when he and I were both at the bar, I whispered in his ear if remembered that time in the shower...we both started laughing.....

Posted 8/01 [F 34] Before my husband and I were married 13 years ago we were together at my parents house sleeping in the family room no big deal we did it a lot and my parents knew it. I was 18 years old and we were not allowed to sleep in my bed but could sleep on the floor in the family room. This way anyone could walk through the room. Well, one morning we decided that we were going to play because no one was up yet. We were naked from the waist down and covered up with a blanket, after some time of me stroking his hard cock and him playing with my pussy, he entered me and was on top. Just as we started to make love my mother and little sister came down the stairs. We didn't have enough time for him to get off of me so we just stopped moving still holding each other and pretended like we were just kissing. Since we still had our shirts on no one could see what we were doing under the blanket. My mother and sister stood there talking to us for just a few seconds but it seemed like hrs. After they left the room we both started laughing and finished making love. We still talk about that day and wonder if my mother knew what we were up too.

Posted 12/2/00 [M] In response to your invitation to those on the "flip side" of embarrassing moment, I thought of one particular situation that my partner and I drove up on one night (I am a cop, if you haven't guessed that yet!).
We drove up on a parked car, really in a poorly chosen place if you are wanting privacy. But any way; when our lights hit the car, you can see a naked female body astride someone else in the passenger seat. My partner, against his better judgement (you never know if it is someone that has a weapon or not), shut off the spot light to give them a chance to get dressed. Yes, they got dressed in record time and did so before we approached their vehicle. The girl was now sitting in the driver seat, fully clothed.
We asked them what was going on, finding no humor in the situation whatsoever (yea right, hehehe). The girl was quick to respond, "nothing, nothing at all. We were just sitting here talking." Fighting back the laughter, we asked her if she was sure, which she reiterateed that they were just talking. The look on her face was priceless, as she was very serious acting, when we asked her the next question: "If you were just talking, then why is your shirt on inside out and backwards?" The serious look on her face literally melted when she realized she was caught. We just advised them that they should go home if they wished to continue their "talking" and left.

[M] I also would like to compliment the mom who kept her cool when walking in on her daughter last April. Something similiar happened to me in 1986 with my younger son Carl.
Carl and his girlfriend had just graduated high school the week before and it was exactly a week before his 18th birthday. It was on a Friday afternoon, and we had just had a client fly in with his wife who were staying over to spend the weekend in Chicago and to play some golf with us in the afternoon. I took off work to head home to the suburbs to get my golf clubs and shoes before heading to the country club.
When I pulled into the cul-de-sac, I saw that Carl's car was still in the driveway so I figured he was around. I got my clubs and shoes out of the garage and loaded them in my car. Before heading off, I went inside the house to take a leak in the bathroom off the mud room. I could hear water running upstairs and so decided to check in on Carl before heading off, assuming he was in the shower alone. I got upstairs and checked his room. I opened the door and stuck my head in. I could hear the shower running in his bathroom....AND I could hear him and his girlfriend in there as well - obviously playing 'hide-the-sausage'!
His bed was unmade and the way the pillows and sheets looked, it was obvious that they'd started out in bed. Her clothes were piled on a chair while his were on the floor....Not wanting to be any more of a voyeur than I already was, and noting that they weren't in 'any danger' except maybe from running out of warm water or slipping and falling on their asses, I decided to take off. Now this is going to sound bad, and its definitely a 'male' thing, but I was actually a little proud. His girlfriend was intelligent, with a good disposition as well as goodlooking with a nice body - he definitely could have chosen worse.
My wife had died a few years before in a car accident so it had just been me and the boys and I had always been pretty open with them - especially on sex and birth control. I had even gone as far as to show them explicit, 'how-to' videos for couples purchased years back from the Sinclair Institute and had made them go through the process of buying condoms so they would be at ease - if and when they needed to get them. My rationale was that like learning to drive, 12 is too young, but by age 21 or so, kids are suppposed to know 'what to do' especially on their wedding night. So, somewhere in between they were going to get laid. I had told Carl everything I could about birth control, disease and responsibility and so there was little more I could add after that afternoon since the 'deed had obviously been done' - probably a lot.
I didn't even mention it to him after the fact so I doubt he even knows that I know (unless he reads this by chance). I guess I might feel differently if I had daughters like my brother - since I always think back to what my dad always used to say: 'when you have a son, you only worry about ONE dick; when you have daughters, you worry about ALL the dicks!'. That afternoon, I figured that if he was 'getting some pussy' - to use the male vernacular - the more power to him. It would make him a better 'lay' for his future wife down the line.
And so, for that mom wondering if this will matter in a few years, it won't. Sure, pregnancy and disease are significant concerns, but a monogamous affair is no big deal as long as they have first class information. Planned Parenthood is more than just 'an abortion clinic'!. Its been 14 years, Carl's married with a couple of kids and as far as I know he's been faithful to his wife (my theory is that if he got laid alot in high school and college, he'd be less likely to jump the fence once he was married, plus he'd know how to relate better in bed).
In my son's case, as with that lady's daughter, he and his girlfriend were also more interested in getting laid than getting married and broke up during freshman year in college - so thank God for birth control. Oh, by the way, I was probably more 'amused and impressed' than embarrassed by all this, but I'm sure that it would have been different if I had walked in just as they were stepping out of the bathroom! Hope I still qualify for your category!

[F] My husband knows about this incident and has forgiven me for doing it. He too had done some cheating so we both forgave each other and got on with our marrage.
I was 25 years old and working as a waitress in a big interstate truck stop. My husband Don was overseas in the Navy. To help make ends meet my husband's parents insisted I move in with them so they could watch our two small children while I worked and put some money away for when my husband returned to the states.
I worked different shifts so my hours with my inlaws varied. One of the men who worked the same shift as me started making passes and during slack time on the night shift we would set in a booth and talk and drink coffee and talk about sex.
After our last child was born I had a tubal ligation so I had no worry about pregnancy. One night when we got off at midnight we decided to go riding around. We parked behind what we thought was a vacant warehouse and the area was not very well lighted. We started making out in the front seat he finaly got my panties off. We tried to fuck in the front seat but there just wasn't room enough. Thinking we had plenty of privacy we took off all of our clothes and got into the back seat. It had been seven weeks since my husband had fucked me the last night he had at home.
Well, the guy and I fucked and we both came at the same time, but much to fast, then sat talking and resting. When he pushed me back down I asked him what he thought he was doing. He replied he was anxious to get me some more of my good pussy.
We both were cuming again when the car doors flew open and there stood two company security guards and three city policemen. They didn't arrest us but the cops really gave us a lecture. It seems the warehouse had been broken in to several times in the past weeks and they thought we were breaking in to the place. They watched us get dressed then searched the car. What was most embarrasing was that the cops knew us and they also knew I am married. They didn't want to be a part of possibly ruining my marrage.
My husband found it out any way and yes we are still married and very much in love.

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