These are some of the previously posted embarrassing experiences. Read and enjoy the silliness that's happened to others. JEL

Posted 9/4/00 [M] The other side of all this JEL The other thing to pass on is something I wanted to comment on. Your "embarrassing moment/caught by the law" series has sure been a hit. Has anyone suggested trying contributions for the flip side - people who have encountered lovemaking in progress? I guess all the cops could write from their perspective. I know from my own experience I did once witness live intercourse but it was "arranged" - I hid in a male friend's bedroom cupboard while he made out with his girl friend. I guess that's kind of like peeking through the knot hole at the cottage to see what happens in the next room.
What has actually turned me on more have been what I guess you could call "auditory encounters" - and these can be, as I now realize, quite frequent and easy to blunder in to. I didn't discover the thin walls of the holiday motel syndrome until I travelled for ten days straight during the summer, when vacation travel really mixes with business. I was still pretty naive at the time, and I remember on at least three occasions listening to these couples carrying on. I had, mind you, watched porn films but had always thought the audio track was a bit overdone - after listening to some of these folks I wasn't so sure. I once heard the couple in the apartment next to ours (Mr. and Mrs. Conservative) fucking their brains out on a Sunday afternoon. The hoot of that type of situation is knowing what's really cooking for dinner during the chitchat rides you have with them in the elevator. Now that we own a home the close quarters of apartment living is a thing of the past, and I don't travel much on business. Alas. Just wondered if you thought others might have anecdotes worth sharing. I would love to come upon someone doing it out in the wilds - a topic which gets addressed from another viewpoint in your Making Love In Unusual Places segment. Still haven't gotten lucky that way, though we have done so on a number of occasions - presumably with only the birds and bees watching.

[M] My wife and I have had quite a few embarrasing moments. One happened when my wife was 23 and I was 27. We lived in a third story flat and our bed room window was on a level with the roof of a block long industrial building. Though the roof was only fifteen feet from our window we rarely closed our bedroom drapes.
I had just returned home from a three week out of state job. Both my wife and I were very horny and we had just showered together. My wife started sucking my cock and she positined herself so that I could suck her pussy also. We lay loving eachother up. She sucked me hard and we fucked and changed positions often. We were finally exhausted and decided to get up and showere. My wife let out a scream as she saw a older black man standing not fifteen feet from our window. He had a big grin on his face. My wife grabbed for her panties but missed and they fell to the floor. Well, my wife just waved at him and headed to the bath room. The man gave me a thumbs up and waved back.
Later we found out he has been working on a air conditioner on the roof of the building. We saw him later several times and he always very friendly and greeted us with a big grin.

[M] My story is rather short, and perhaps a little more sickening than embarrassing...i'll let you decide....
Before my wife and i were married we fooled around like many others do.....One night we were in the back seat of my car and we were screwing away like rabbits. Finally i knew i could not hold out any longer and i stated "i'm cumming"..."i'm cumming....i'm cumming...i'm still cumming....i'm still cumming...damn i'm STILL cumming!!".....we soon realised that i was taking a piss!!

[M] My girlfriend and I lived in a small Tennessee town of 4,000 where everyone knew everyone else. She was home from college for the holidays, and we went to the local cemetery to park and make out. I turned the lights off as we turned off the main road, and we quietly drove by the caretakers house secure in the knowledge that no one knew we were there. A full moon made lightless driving easy.
We were in the back seat getting madly passionate, and approaching the ultimate moment when the completely fogged up windows were lit up brilliantly. Two headlights and a spotlight. The cops! I rolled quickly into the front seat, pulling up my pants, and started the car. The cops never got out of their car. As we drove out of the cemetery my girlfriend managed to get her clothes back on and get back into the front seat.
I knew the police didn't know which young lady I was with, and drove to the college, clear across town with the police following just behind me - the bastards. I stopped in front of the girls dorm and they drove on by. We stayed there for a few minutes till we were sure they had left, and I took her home, not far from the cemetery.
Doesn't sound too bad does it? This was just after WW II, and my grandfather, a prominent Dentist, owned the one, the only 1941 Desoto in the whole town, the last one made before the war. The cops certainly knew who I was!
Married, we laughed about it years later in the New Mexican desert, as she bent forward over the back of our MGB, and I thrust lustily into her, under the starry desert sky while a full moon lit her lovely nude body. We were way out in the country this time and no cops!

Posted 5/30/00 [F] When my husband and I were still dating, we had to take a trip up north to visit his grandparents. It was a pretty long trip, about three hours by car, and as we listened to some of our favorite songs, we started feeling a little hot. I cuddled close to him as he drove, rubbing his inner thigh with the pleasure of being with him. He casually slipped one of his hands off the steering wheel and returned the favor. Luckily, where we were going wasn't very populated, so there weren't very many other cars on the road.
We drove each other crazy with desire. I could feel myself get wet as his hand slowly explored my stomach under my sweater, fumbling with the waistband of my skirt. I hadn't thought ahead before we'd left, however, so we couldn't do much with my pantyhose between us as he drove.
After almost a half-hour of petting, we were both panting pretty heavily. We began searching the woods on either side of the highway for ANY place to park and relieve both of our tensions. Unfortunately, the scenery kept going by with no sign of any place to park, and lakeshore cabins set back into the woods afforded little to no privacy.
At long last, a small road that forked off from the highway looked promising just ahead. My husband pulled the car into it, and we came upon a lighthouse. The beach was deserted, there were no cars in the parking lot, and the chill autumn breeze assured us that no one would come knocking. We gleefully made our way through the trees to the beach, the lighthouse looming phallicly behind us.
We fell to the sand gratefully, his hands grasping at the offending pantyhose instantly. We kept most of our clothes on to ward off the chill breeze, but my skirt made me easily accessible to him. We made love there in the sand. There is nothing like the feeling of the breeze upon bare skin, especially skin that doesn't normally see the light of day. I turned my face to look up at the lighthouse, awed by my daring. I had never made love anywhere but the privacy of my bedroom before. It was absolutely liberating, and I gave myself to him fully, satiating the aching need we'd both suffered in the car.
When we finished, we both brushed off the sand as best we could, and he zipped himself up as I totally removed the pantyhose. I wasn't about to chance another situation like we'd had! Just as we were heading up the beach, we saw a man walking toward us. Evidently, he was the guy who manned the lighthouse. He peered at us, then asked, "You guys haven't seen another couple around here, have you?"
We looked at each other and shook our heads, both of us suspecting the same thing. "We needed to stretch our legs, so we took a walk down the beach," my husband explained, and left it at that. The man grunted, peered down the beach and replied, "Okay." He walked past us and headed further down the beach, looking for the couple.
To this day, I suspect he probably watched us the whole time. The lighthouse hadn't been that far from where we'd made love, and he could easily have interrupted us earlier than he had. Still, I am grateful that the only thing that came out of it was a little embarrassment and some sand in some pretty uncomfortable places.
Oh, and if you're wondering, this story is absolutely, 100% true. :)

[M] After reading a few letters on the subject I want to tell you about one of our situations.
We were living in Silver Springs, Md. and one night we decided to go to a drive-in movie. Most of them had closed years before but there was one that was still open and hanging on. We drove out into the country aways and soon we found it, standing liked an ancient building soon to dissappear into history. I had many a good time in these places when I was in HS and it really brought back memories. Having a young date stripped down on the back seat and ready for action made me hard just to think about it. There were several "firsts" for both of us that occured in the "Drive In" including my first blow-job from a sweet little innocent girl that you would never suspect of doing those "Dirty things". She almost ate me alive and I found out later that she had sucked about half the guys in my school. Hard to believe but she was a dedicated fellatrice at sixteen!! My wife sucked her first guy in a drive in even though at that time she would not let a guy fuck her. She found out that by sucking them they usually would not press her to have sex and she was always worried about getting pregnant. It was a lot harder to get condoms in those days and we usually had just enough money for gas ad a movie.
As we paid our money at the gate and adjusted my "AM: radio to pick up the dialogue we were both already turned on just being there with all the memories flowing through our minds. We parked and waited for the place to fill up.
When it was finally dark enough the commercials appeared on the screen. By that time I already had my hand between my wife's legs and her panties down to her knees. She had my fly open and was ready to drop her head to my lap amd start to suck which is always part of our warm-up. I slid the seat back and got comfortable as she slowly started to move her head up and down on my stiff member. My wife gives great head and soon my head was thrown back and I was ready to fill her mouth with my fluid.
There were cars on both sides of us and a young girl in the car next to us kept looking at us as my wife's head bobbed up and down and there wes no doubt about what she was doing. The movie was on and it was a bright moonlit night so it just turned me on more to know they were watching. I had my head thrown back and my hands in my wife's hair as I guided my cock into her wet wanton mouth.
Suddenly as I neared my climax I saw a man standing next to the car by my door. It was the security guard who worked at the movie. My wife still had not seen him and she was noisely sucking my cock and slurping away. I was at the point of no return and even though my heart had skipped a beat I filled her mouth with fluid as she made an attempt at getting it all down. It seemed like an eternity before she finally pulled her come soaked lips off and raised up even though it had been only seconds since he walked up. I will never forget the look on her face as she gazed at the guard. The light was just right and the fluid was still glistening on her lips in the moonlight. Her mouth was gapped open just like my cock was still between her lips and finally the silence was broken when the guard who had seen a pretty good show, asked us to leave as someone had gone to the booth and complained to the mgr.
I found out later that the guard was a local polceman who moonlighted there on his off hours. Once reality set in my wife grabbed a kleenex from the dash and dropped her head, refusing to look up until we moving away from the cop amd leaving the movie. I guess that cop still laughs about it to this day . My wife was a little ticked at me but after awhile we both started to laugh about it and she admitted to me that she was fantasizing about an old boy friend as she sucked me and I had to admit to her that I was thinking abouit my first blow-job!!

At the time my Wife was18 and I was 21. We had just been married a week but I had relieved her of her virginity a couple of weeks befor our marrage.
We were still on our honeymoon and had rented a sleeping room in a residential neighbor hood. The room consisted a large bed and two chairs and a small dresser. The bath room as down a long hall way and shared by others. We had told the manager that we would be leaving in a couple of days.
This day I had talked my wife into doing a strip tease for me. I might add that she does a very good strip tease. Her beautiful breasts stand out round and firm with large perky nipples her pubic hair is thick and curly and dark red in color. We were having intercourse and I had her on her back her legs up over my shoulders, her knees bent back I was pounding away and we were both starting to cum we were both geting loud with our groans and moans
Just a second or two befor we came the door opened and the manager and a young black couple walked in. My wife started cuming and screaming for me to put it to her and I started cuming so I did put it to her. From the position the other people were standing they had a good view of my wife's pussy as I gave it to her. They slowly backed out as I pulled out. I had locked the door but the manager had a key.
The manager apologized saying he didn't think we were in our room. The black couple took the room next to ours. It was embarrassing for both of us at the time but we laugh about it now in fact we have arranged to get caught several times since.

[M] My Wife and I never want our sex life to become routine or boring. My wife is realy good at doing diferent things to keep our sex life exciting.
Here is a incident that hapened a few months after our marrage . We were living in a rather run down apartment. The best that we could afford at the time. When my wife was alone she would keep our apartment door locked with a dead bolt lock. When I would come home from work I would knock five times on the door and she would unlock it.
One evening she had decided to surprise me when I walked in the door She had arranged herself on the sofa and she was totaly naked awaiting my knock on the door. What she or I didn't know was that my uncle from another state was in town and decided to pay us a visit. He knocked on the door a few minutes before I arived home.
My wife thinking it was me, had left the door unlocked and said, "Come in." As my uncle walked in my wife hollered, "Surprise."
Boy, were they both surprised. My wife had to exit the room to find a robe to cover up with. It was not not being naced that embarrassed her so much as the way it happend.
My wife and my uncle went out to dinner and socialized that evening. We had a very good time. The next evening my wife gave me a reainactiment of the previous evening and I realized that my uncle had seen every thing my wife has.
We were both so hot we had intercourse three times that night. It was not the first time my wife had been caught naced - after the first time both she and I welcome it

Posted 4/30/00 [M] I was still living with my parents. They had gone out for the night, and i was left in the house on my own. I had invited my girlfriend over, and after we had eaten and were drinking some wine, we both started kissing and whispering sweet nothings and generally engaging in a lot of foreplay.
This would usually be the point where we had sex, but i decided to suggest that instead of regular sex, we try anal sex as neither of us had tried this before. My girlfriend was game, and as we were both very excited we decided that we may as well just fuck on my parent's sofa in the front room. It is important to note here that my parent's had only just bought the sofa, and that it was a lovely, new leather piece, that was their pride and joy.
Anyway, we started sex and everything seemed to be going okay when suddenly my girlfriend spasmed. I must have hit a nerve deep inside of her. Unfortunately, the spasm caused her to lose control of her anus, and she shit all over me and the brand new leather sofa.
I couldn't believe it! This wasn't meant to happen. Anyway, i start panicking and my girlfriend is crying, so i very delicately hug her and tell her it is fine, and then when i had calmed her down, i called a cab for her and started to clean myself up. In ten minutes, she was gone, and it was then, sweating with fear of what my parent's would say, that i commenced a clean-up operation on the sofa.
I got the disinfectant and some old rags out and started having a really good go at the big flood of runny shit that was all over the sofa. I was about a quater of the way through, when to my absolute shock and horror my parents walked into the lounge, my mom first, followed by my dad!
For a moment there was an exasperated silence. Then my mom made some kind of incoherent sound that could only be described as being something similar to the agonized cry of a high-pitched dolphin caught in a tuna fishing net. It was my Dad who was the first to speak in English, asking me in no uncertain terms exactly what the fuck was going on?
For a minute i struggled with my conscience, desperately searching for an excuse or an explaination that wouldn't embarass my already ashamed girlfriend. I toyed with the idea of telling them that i had simply shit myself, or that i was ill. But then, as if by magic, the solution was presented to me....
My sister's miserable mutt of a dog Bonnie walked into the lounge. I pointed to it, and told them that the dog had crapped on the sofa, and that i was just trying to clean it up before they got home so that the dog wouldn't get into any trouble.
Not only did this get my girlfriends out of the ultimate embarassment, it also meant that i had saved my own hide as well. The downside...
My parent's took the dog to the vets the following day and had it put down. My sister hasn't stopped crying since. Oh well...

Posted 4/7/00 [F] I just read the embarassing moments piece, and thought of a couple I've had with my husband. But I wanted to tell you about one from years ago. I am now 49, but this moment occured when I was 17.
It was summer and I was with my boyfriend at the beach. Unfortunately, he was staying with his parents, and I was rooming in a house nearby with four other girls and a landlord who had a strict "no boys" policy. Now, we weren't hot and heavy at sex, but we had made love several times.
On the day in question we visited a house where my boyfriend had several friends who had rented a three story side-by-side house for two weeks. We sat in the living room and talked with the boys --- I was being flirted with in a playful way by several --- as we drank beer and told stories while watching a baseball game. We laughed and laughed, especially at their "wall of shame", a wall filled with poloroids of the guys in various stages of drunkedness. After a while I stopped to use the bathroom, and when I came out Billy met me and said he's show me around the house. We went upstairs, looked around the second floor, before heading up to the loft on the third floor.
As luck would have it, nobody was around, and after some pleading we began making love. We both knew it would be a quickie, but we both wanted it badly. After a little oral, I went down on him and then he on me because neither could concentrate when 69ing, on both of our parts he put on a rubber and I got on top (both of our favorite way), wearing only my skirt which was bunched up around my midsection. I rode him for several minutes, coming a couple times before he came. It was a hard, quick sex, but we were both satisfied.
After cleaning up and getting presentable, we went back downstairs. We laughed and joked a bit more with the boys, they were wondering where we had gotten to and made several suggestive comments. After a while, one said I had a "perfect ass" and I felt that went over the line. I told him to stop, and he said again, "no, it's absolutely perfect". I told him he'd never know and got up and started to leave, my boyfriend in tow. Halfway out the door one of the guys said, "hey, you're forgetting something." I said "huh" or something, and he pointed to the wall with pictures.
Curiosity got me, and I walked over and looked, and was embarassed to death to see several poloroids of me on top of my boyfriend, taken just minutes before. How we never saw or heard anything I'll never know. I started crying, and tried to get the photos, and after a while they gave me them.
The worst part was that, months later, I found out a couple other photos had been taken. My boyfriend told me he had seen them, and while you couldn't be sure it was me, we and the boys there knew it was me. I lost some sleep over that and couldn't help but wondering who knew and who didn't.
It was a long time ago, and I've never let anyone photograph me in the nude. My husband always wants me to, but once was enough of that embarassment.

Posted 3/3/00 [M 29] I once found a situation from the opposite perspective to be as deeply embarrassing, as well as emotionally stunning, as the couple caught by the 'Law.'
I was deeply infatuated at a young age with a girl who had recently broken up with her long-time boyfriend. We all lived in the same small town and went to school together. So he was a friendly aquaintance of mine. And I had known them both for years, but of course thought she would be totally better off with me.
I took her out on a couple of dates the weekend after they broke up and became even more infatuated with her. This didn't really lead anywhere though because I was too shy and unsure to make a move on her.
I tried to ask her out to a party the next weekend and found out she was going out with friends instead. So, I went out with some friends of my own and managed to purchase a bottle of whiskey to drown my sorrows. I new her "friends" were, in reality, her ex-boyfriend.
Well, it happened that they showed up at the same party I did. I was stricken with jealosy and self-pity, and spent most of my time sitting propped against my car drinking alone from my bottle. I was extremely maudlin after a couple of hours and left alone, in a drunken state.
On the way home I decided to stop at a good parking place at a forest, boat ramp. It was ideal for parking and mulling over problems while watching the stars spin overhead. As I approached the turnoff, I saw headlights reflected from the trees approaching from the opposite direction. Not wanting to call attention to the fact that I was pulling in to park, I extinguished my lights and made the turn, confident in my knowledge of the place and my ability to stop before I hit any water.
Well I didn't hit water. You may have guessed, during the time it took for my eyes to adjust, I bumped into another car already parked there. I stepped out of the car, sure it was a Deputy Sheriff, and flung the last of my bottle off into the bushes.
As I approached the other vehicle, the light came on inside and I saw what appeared to be a girl in the driver's seat pulling up her pants. I was relieved that it wasn't a cop and went up to the window.
What had first appeared to be a girl was in fact the boyfriend of the object of my desire, who had very long hair. She of course was in the passenger seat fixing her blouse and I was mortified and crushed. My heart felt like it was being mashed.
I greeted him as he exited the car and stuttered my apologies, as we went back to survey the damage. There was none to his vehicle and no apparent damage to mine, so I again apologized to both of them and made a hasty (tire-spinning, dirt-launching) escape from the area. I'm sure they were shocked at the violent interruption (recall Garp) and probably thought I did it on purpose, stalking them.
I parked at another area and wailed at the moon and berated myself mentally and physically before going home to make up a story as to why the car had the bumper squashed. I lived in agony for quite awhile after that, reliving the moment.

Here's a story that isn't really embarrassing - just delightful with the thrill of discovery JEL [M 32]
Myself and girlfriend Cheryl have always enjoyed experimenting sexually. She's a few years younger than myself and in the past has indulged my wayward peccadiloes, including my fantasizing about having sex with her in a public place. Last summer whilst holidaying on the coast of Holland we inadvertantly witnessed a couple making love in a grassy hollow behind the beach late one afternoon. The lady was on all-fours with her skirt raised while the man penetrated her vigorously from behind, both of them in the throes of passion, and we'd quickly walked on. Talking about it later on our return home Cheryl and I decided that while the weather was still warm enough, we'd try something risque ourselves - not intending to be seen exactly, but then again, both a trifle excited that we might be.
Knowing a situation was unlikely to present itself out of the blue I took an afternoon off work midweek and we drove to a riverside park a few miles away. It was humid, though fairly overcast, which allowed Cheryl to wear a raincoat on the pretext of expecting rain, though beneath it she was wore only a black garter-belt and stockings (she insisited on 'dressing the part'!). It took a while to find a bench secluded enough yet near to the path that people would walk along.
After a few minutes Cheryl opened her raincoat for me to kiss and lick her bare breasts while I pressed my hand beneath her coat to feel between her legs. In response she let the raincoat fall open completely and sat back legs akimbo while I finger-fucked her in broad daylight. Sensing that under such circumstances I was likely to come quite quickly, Cheryl lowered her head into my lap and sucked passionately on my cock, deftly using lips and tongue to bring me off in her mouth.
After a few minutes to recover, Cheryl took the initiative and whispered 'I want it up me - I don't care if we're seen'. She straddled my thighs and lowered herself onto my new-found erection, in the process allowing her coat to slip round her waist so that she was riding me topless. I couldn't believe my fantasy would have become such a vivid reality and after her initial excitement at mounting me in public, Cheryl indicated that we should take our time as no-one had thus far walked by. I leaned forward and concentrated on sucking Cheryl's nipples until presently there was the unmistakable scrape of feet on gravel coming closer. Almost on cue Cheryl whispered for us to carry on and let whoever was walking over see us, and began to raise and lower herself on my erection, her hands gripping the back of the bench behind my shoulders.
It's hard to describe the intense mixture of arousal and anxiety I felt as the footsteps came closer and slowed, yet not stopping (neither Cheryl nor I dared look round), unmistakably the sound of someone interested enough to slow their pace to look longer. When I judged the person was directly in line with us I casually reached round and drew the raincoat up off Cheryl's behind, exposing her pussy so that our onlooker would see my cock inside her as she slid up and down on it. As the footsteps moved slowly away I pulled the coat off her completely and Cheryl went wild, fucking me on the park-bench in just her stockings until we'd both reached orgasm.
Curiousity being a natural thing, as Cheryl re-dressed in her raincoat I dashed to the corner of the path and caught sight of our audience, a grey-haired elderly man dissapearing into the distance. The 'buzz' from what we'd just done lasted for hours afterwards - a natural 'high' if ever there was one.

Posted 2/1/00 [M late 20's] Thought I would contribute to your embarrassing moment line. I am a male in his late 20s, and will never forget the embarrassment of being examined for the first time by a female Doctor. As I waited for the Doctor to come into the examination room, I must admit I was a little aroused sitting there only in my underwear knowing a woman would be examining my body. The Doctor came in and introduced herself. She was an attractive woman of 40 or so and as the examination started I did feel more aroused as she checked various parts of my body. I looked down, and to my embarrassment, I could see spots of pre-ejaculate fluid spotting my underwear. She then asked me to stand up and pull my shorts down so she could check my genitals.
As soon as I pulled my shorts down, she pulled up to me on a stool and began feeling my testicles, and to my total embarrassment, my penis began to stiffen, and within a few seconds I had a full penile erection right in front of her. I could not believe how stiff my penis was, and I could feel my face turn hot and red. It got worse. She then checked me for a hernia, and as she did so, a drop of fluid oozed out of the tip of my penis and slowly dropped to the floor! I was speechless, and could not hide my embarrassment. This was terrible because the Doctor was my new Doctor and I felt like an idiot getting an erection during an exam. It was kind of a turn on though, and as I thought about it later when I got home, I masturbated to a wonderful orgasm thinking of how my penis grew stiff in front of my Doctor.

[M 53 & F 52] My wife reminded me of the time, when our son, now 28, was about 4 or 5. One morning, he asked her if I was alright. Yes, she answered, why do you ask. He quietly said, that he had been up, dirung the night, something he NEVER did, and when he passed our open door, he heard me moaning, with my wife, patting my back, while I was laying on top of her!! Needless to say, our door was closed from that point on.

Posted 1/1/00 [F 33] I thoroughly enjoyed the stories that were written in response to this situation, and mine was not that much different but I thought I would share it because it is humorous now! My boyfriend and I were parking on a rarely used road. He was new to everything so he liked to play around and touch everywhere a lot. We were both in the back seat of his car, touching, playing, feeling, licking, sucking, and anything else you can imagine. When, you guessed it, the ominous flashlights came in the steamed up windows. I covered myself up quickly and due to the windows being steamed felt secure that no one could see anything.
That was rough but obviously not rough enough because we were both very aroused and horny as all get out, so we decided that we had to finish what we started. Not sure what to do we brainstormed for a short while and decided that we would go to a pull off that was going to be safe for a few hours. So we drove to this nice safe spot, keep in mind that we were young and horny here, and began where we left off. We were both stripped again, he was sitting in the car and I was giving him head, and again we saw lights. This time it was headlights!! This struck fear deep within us, as we knew that we were in deep trouble!!! Trying to dress as rapidly as we could, but not succeeding. He was in the front seat in his underwear, and I was unable to find anything of mine so I was in the back seat stark naked hiding under a blanket!!
At that point he rolled down the window and my MOTHER asked him what we were doing and then looked down at him in the skivvies!!! She was furious!! She then asked about me and where I was and I refused to even poke my head out!! She told me to get dressed and get into the house! I did this and my boyfriend left and we still dated and even married, but we never did go parking I the turnaround in my mothers driveway again!!! Once bitten twice shy on that one!!! *grin*

[F 28] I have a different kind of "embarrassing moment" to share. Several years ago I took a new job as an attorney which required a physical exam for life insurance purposes. I was hired at about the same time as another attorney, a cute guy name Nick from my law school class. The firm administrator made the appointments for the life insurance physicals and for convenience scheduled mine at the same time as Nicks. It seem fine with me. We even drove to the clinic together.
The exam didn't take that long. Since it did not include a gynecological exam, the doctor indicated he would perform a rectal exam with me in the "knee-chest" position. I complied with the doctors' instructions and assumed basically a "doggie style" position on the exam table. The doctor lifted up my gown, exposing my bare ass which was sticking up in the air. Then he applied some lubricant to his glove and was about to stick his finger up my ass, when all of a sudden the door opened. I looked back between my legs and could see: It was Nick!
Nick stood there for wait seemed like 10 seconds looking very confused, before he realized he was in the wrong room and turned around and left. I later learned that he had been told to go to the lab to provide a urine sample, and returned to the wrong room by mistake. He was extremely apologetic about the incident, and even though I've been told dozens of times that I have a "great ass," whenever I look at Nick I feel embarrassed realizing that here is a guy who has seen everything: including my butthole!

Posted 12/5/99 [M] Here's one that would be tough to top.
I was with a lover on "the bluffs" of a beautiful great lake. It was a beautiful, quiet, warm day and were were alone enjoying each other in the sunshine on a cliff that protruded from the bluffs. It was peaceful and quiet, and not a soul in sight. One thing led to another, and we were fully engaged in an incredible 69. When all of a sudden a DEC officer appeared out of nowhere, walked past us and looked at the view over the lake. Incredibly embarrassed, we jumped up and grabbed clothing. Still gazing over the lake, he said, "This is a family park, and you could have a family walk up here at any time." He turned and left. And the day, much less the moment, was ruined.

[M] I read with interest the embarassing moment story. We have all had them!!!! Once, a few years ago, I (don't tell my wife) had an affair with a woman from work. it was the result of endless flirtations, we had a quick fling, and nobody got hurt although my mind was messed up for a while with guilt. But anyway, we both enjoyed a little bit of adventurous sex. By that I mean a little bit in dangerous places. We would make love in my car, her car, offices, and once in a fire stairway at the mall.
One very exciting (for me) and embarassing (for her) moment came at lunchtime one day. We would grad a quick bite to eat and then go parking for a while in broad daylight. Usually at one of several sites....a park, a ballfield, etc. During the week there weren't a lot of people around...if there were I would simply drive somewhere else.
This one day we stopped in this parking lot, at the back near some trees, shielded by a 18-wheeler truck. We made out for a while, then Jenny started going down on me. My pants stayed on, zipper open, and she performer her wonderful magic on me. She was excellent at giving head. Somewhere along the line, my head back in extasy, I happened to open my eyes and here was this burly trucker looking out the window of his cab right down on us. At first I was totally embarassed, and started to shrink, but she was up to the task and got me hard, harder and harder.
I started to perform, pulling out and rubbing on her face, stuff like that, before cumming. It was so very exciting. She way laying in my lap, and all of a sudden screamed. She had seen the guy above in the truck and was mortified!!!!! I acted like I didn't know anything, but he gave me the OK sign and smiled. Jenny was so very embarassed, she didn't want to park again.
We continued to see each other in some unusual places, sometimes at a motel, but nothing ever topped that day in the front seat of my car.

[F] All I have to say in response to this story is,
Been there, just didn't get hauled out in our birthday suits, managed to get mostly dressed before the officer approached the van, and the officer was kind enough not to shine the light on me or ask for my ID. That would have killed me...my parents know a lot of officers in the area it happened and believe me it would have gotten back to them. I was 23 at the time.

[M] I don't have anything quite as exciting as the folks in "Caught Nude by the Law", my most embarrassing situation had to do with something that happened when I was 19 and away in college at the University of Illinois in Urbana.
I was a freshman away from my steady girlfriend from high school. Well, we ended up drifting apart largely because I met "Angie". Angie was also away from her boyfriend - actually, her fiance - and was lonely/horny also. One thing led to another and we began sleeping together. Now, the dorm is not exactly the best place for intimate, one-on-one quality time especially in the evenings when everyone is crazy. On top of that, my roommate "Tim" was very conservative/inhibited. He was just "appalled" that I not only wasn't a virgin, but that I had "even done it nude in bed with a girl and without a condom!" (I guess partially-clothed in the backseat of a car with a condom was more acceptable to him!). For me, it was no big deal and I told him to each his own, never gave him any shit or anything like that, but he treated me 'different' from then on - never making eye contact with me.
Angie and I had a tough time doing it my room during the week because: 1. Tim was usually in there studying, even on Friday and Saturday nights, and 2. people were always coming and going. We usually could manage being together in Angie's room during the day as well as Friday and Saturday nights since her roommate - who was from Urbana - usually headed for home.
One Friday night, we decided to stay at a Motel 6. It had an appropriate raunchiness to it - and Angie was a little self-concious when we first checked in. We partied-hard and had a pretty good time - not much sleep - but vowed to add an occasional motel adventure to our love life as we could afford it (she ended up having to pay for the room, which is embarrassing in and of itself). On Saturday morning, we got up late, messed around in bed and in the shower and almost missed noon checkout.
We got down there just ahead of this very prim and proper couple who took one look at me and at Angie - both of our hair wet and having that 'freshly laid' look - and you could tell they didn't approve. Well, we get up there to check out and Angie and I started talking rather loudly about her having loaned me the cash for the room (it came up because I didn't have enough for breakfast, either). The clerk was actually a little embarrassed and we got out of there and headed for the IHOP.
Well, this very prim and proper couple ended up there also and just couldn't take their eyes off of us. For our part, we kind of got off on knowing that we were their topic of conversation. We eventually left and headed back to my room. Tim was there studying - like that was a big surprise. Angie and I sat down and turned on the t.v. Some time later, there was a knock on the door. It turned out to be Tim's parents - the very prim and proper couple from the Motel 6! I was speechless while Angie actually blushed. Tim's parents weren't that thrilled either as I was introduced as his roommate.
Well, to make a long story short, for Spring Semester, Tim exchanged me for another, more proper roommate and I got someone who was more of a 'happening dude' named 'Carl'. Carl was not only very understanding about my relationship with Angie (Carl had once 'made it' with his girlfriend in a basement shower while his folks had been throwing a party upstairs) but was gone on the weekends visiting his girlfriend at Illinois State - just up the road.

[M] Reading about the embarassing moment story brought back memories to me. I guess we all have some story about the time we got or almost got caught. I have have a few of them. The one which immediately comes to mind was my first real love who I actually made love with. She and I had been dating in 1969 for a few months when she allowed me to make love with her. We ended each date (I was 17 and she 16) having some type of sexual fulfillment, usually in the back seat of my car or in the park near her house or sometimes even in a bed!
On this one occasion, we went parking in a state park, pulling off to the side of the road, backing a little off it. After some heavy foreplay she began going down on me. My pants were off, and I had taken her panties off and was fingering her. We were enjoying out bodies when this car went by slowly. I worried for a second, but her mouth and my hand had each of us in another world. After a while I took off her blouse altogether and her bra, leaving only her skirt, which I tucked under her waist.
We continued, me fingering her and her sucking until I came in her mouth, until a bright light shined on us and two policemen, who apparently had been watching us after coasting their car near us and getting out while we were oblivious to the world, brought us back to reality. They told us to get out of the car, she pulled down her skirt and reached for something to cover her top but it was not to be, and I was basically naked. We had to stand next to the car while we answered inane questions about who we were, how old we were, and all that. SHe wasn't going to give her name but they said if she didn't they would take us downtown and call our parents.
I think they were enjoying our embarassment. THey had seen what we were doing (at least they waited until I had come)!!!!, and they called in on the radio to see if my car was stolen, and all that. After five minutes or so, which seemed like an hour, they told us to get dressed and let go on our way.
It was several months before she and I had sex again. It was an embarassing situation.
But it was exciting too knowing we had been watched.
Interesting point. For many it's a great thrill to know someone's looking, however briefly. JEL

[M] This occured when I worked in the corporate office of a bank. I had been flirting with this girl in accounting for months, and finally we did the deed in the backseat of my car. We regularly made love for a few weeks, when, in an adventurous mood, I convinced her to make love with my in my boss's office. We did it on the floor, in his chair, and were using his desk when the cleaning woman opened the door.
My girlfriend froze on top of me on the desk, I kept thrusting in the middle of passion, and the woman at the door shrieked an shouted a bit. We quickly rearrainged everything but got a severe lecture from her on our way out. She told us in no uncertain terms that she would not be cleaning up after a "whore and her friend" she said. My girlfriend soon became an ex, and I think it was because of the embarassment.
Oh well....

Below is the original story that began this wonderful exchange of embarassing moments.

CAUGHT NUDE BY THE LAW